Elisabeth Hasselbeck returns to the airwaves on The View on Monday, after giving birth to son/demon-spawn Taylor Thomas. Ouch. Was that too harsh? With the public's negative perception of her as a bubble-headed, right wing talking head, one can only wish for the poor Taylor kid to turn out somewhat decent and to not foster any grudges against Rosie O'Donnel's spawn, due to both their mama's frightening on-air confrontations. On the other hand, these two kids might be perfectly poised to wow the world in a Hannity & Colmesesque talk show devoted to their argumentative nature and subtle name-calling in 30 or so years. Oh the terror these two will unleash upon the English speaking world! The horror! [People]
