
Arrests will probably be carried out in the case of the itchy scratchy Miss Puerto Rico, who stunned the world with her tail--err--tale of the pepper-spray drenched pageant gown. Turns out the pageant's security director and the catwalk coordinator may be the culprits, and San Juan police are indicating that arrests are upcoming. Is it just me, or does this story sound like a scene ripped out of Sandra Bullock's Miss Congeniality, or Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous? Either way, hi jinx are sure to somehow ensue when a lanky CIA agent poses as a contestant in order to foil the duo's next plot, only to be sidetracked by her handsome sidekick.
