While you were at your office Christmas party getting hammered, we found out that Pam Anderson is divorcing third husband, Rick Solomon. I am unclear as to whether Pam is trying to out-divorce Elizabeth Taylor, or single-handedly flush her career down the toilet. Or maybe both.
While you tried to sleep off the hangover from the night before, we try to steer clear of Britney Spears news. But then we came across something that was too crazy and sad to ignore. It appears Brit is attempting to follow in Pam's footsteps and getting married to a shady McShadester.
While you were busy trying to fight the mall crowds, we found out that John Singleton is bringing brawny back by re-forming the A-Team. The plot involves an updated storyline complete with oil sheiks, laser technology and maybe B.A. Baracas documenting the team's antics in his blog.
When you decided to postpone that Christmas trip back home to avoid the 14 feet of snow surrounding your parent's house, we found out that something's smelly in the state of Denmark. Or maybe it's just somebody's nose. Or Ashley Tisdale's, who debuted her new one on Friday night.
During that time you were trying to send out the holiday e-cards to 445 of your family-members, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton welcomed a baby girl. Let's hope the young one has her mama's face and her daddy's knack for directing--not the other way around.
While you pondered whether you should drink that last Guiness at the bar down the street, prolific chanteuse Tori Amos is getting older and crankier, kicking 2 fans out of her show Thursday night.
As you were trying hard not to pull your hair out over the fact that there are only 8 days left until Christmas, we realized that Eva Longoria doesn't believe the French psycho-model that is trying to ruin her marriage by claiming she had a fling with Eva's Husband Tony Parker. Good for you, Eva! Don't believe the crazies!
