This week's The Hills had Lauren ready to jet set to Paris, where, if reports are true, MTV encourages her to hook up with a French scenester named Matthias of the band Rock & Roll (most original band name EVER!). Well People has snagged a photo of the new guy, and places it side by side next to Brody "Bro" Jenner, and asks readers to sound off on "who's cuter". But is it just me, or are they both carbon copies of each other? Matthias being the scruffier, harrier, slighter less unkempt version of Brody? This leads me to the conclusion that the "evil twin brother" urban myth is true! Brody has an evil French twin who's going around being all hip and artistic with his French accent and snagging all of Brody's ladies. Oh how I cannot wait for the new season.
Sacre Bleu! and what's this?! We found his band on MySpace! They are like The Strokes, but hairier and with accents. I gotta admit, they are total Silverlake-by-way-of-Ile-De-France cute though. Good job, LC. You make your girls back home proud. Rocker guys are way cooler (and sweeter) than boring beachie/yuppie types. I should know. I've got one of my own.
