We missed yesterday's funday rundown because we were learning cool technical stuff, so we worked a little harder for today's list. But it's hard because my internets is all slow this morning. I think my internets is on strike.
ANTM’s Sarah was a burlesque dancer, or so says recently voted out Heather. Sour grapes much? [TV Guide]
NBC announces the 2008 schedule. The awesome Anjelica Houston guest stars on an episode on Medium! Creepily named "Baby Borrowers" also in the lineup. [Hollywood Reporter]
Top Chef runner-up Dale Levitski and Project Runway's Jack Mackenroth are an item! For realz! It even says so on the Project Runway website! [Project Runway]
NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams beat out the competition with 9.2 million viewers. No word yet on whether the shock of hearing Brian Williams utter “I’ll check you fools on the quad” on SNL contributed to the phenomenon [EW Popwatch]
Sexiest woman on TV: Pamela Anderson? Did the time space continuum suddenly shift to 1994? Oh wait, it’s an AOL list, which explains it. They’d name Geocities most cutting edge internet website of 2008 if they could [Somewhere on a Pamela Anderson geocities fansite]
The Sex and the City trailer has hit the streets. The countdown has begun for single, semi slutty, delusional women all over America, whose clock is ticking ticking ticking [Gawker].
CNN continues its tradition of crazy sensationalism over substance. Oh CNN, when will you learn you can’t compete with the internets by making news up [Page Six]
Donald Trump did not tip a Santa Monica waiter $10,000. Trump negates the story then calls the restaurant “stupid”, which proves my theory that his penchant for elegant language competes with his strikingly great hair and astounding sense of style [Page Six]
The Hill’s LC says some stuff about “life-changing decision” shoes, hair, acting, and like, other stuff. So yeah. [People]
WGA Picketers suffer a setback today when dogwalkers everywhere go on strike against loss of dog-washing privileges. It's take your dog to the picket line day! [Deadline Hollywood Daily]
