This Saturday Amy Winehouse teared up in court after her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, was ordered by London courts to be held on charges until November 23. What’s the aptly named songstress’ (WINEhouse, duh!) significant other now being charged with? That he conspired with the victim of his bar attack to have the charges withdrawn by asking him to remove himself as a witness. We do feel bad for Winehouse. After all, we’d feel just as bad if our bf was thrown into the slammer. But in lieu of him being such a crappy influence on her, we think this was the best thing to happen to her! Get your head on straight and leave him, girlie. He’s got bad drug problems and a pale, deathly mug that makes him as appealing as toad. We are starting to suspect the only thing keeping her from leaving him is that “Blake’s” tattoo on her left boobie. Hey Winehouse, we’ve got a first step in your path to leaving Blake. It involves needles but not the kind that you think. Amy, meet Dr. Tattoff; Dr. Tattoff meet Amy.
