You are going to die. If that wasn’t bad enough, you’ll die a slow burning death at the hands of melting ice caps, rising sea levels, extinction of the species and rapidly rising heat levels. This cheery prediction comes straight from the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, a Nobel Peace Prize-winning panel of scientists attempting to warn the world (and particularly Americans) that we’ve got to make some changes if we want our lease to stay current. And also, you know, not die. Presented with this dire piece of news, naturally the first thing that came to my mind was what TV shows I would watch if I was told we only had a few months of life on earth (is it wrong to spin morbid material into a good blog post? Well, too bad!). So here’s a list that’s sure to keep you busy until that large wave arrives at your front porch.
5. Chuck: Because a nerdy guy scoring all the hot chicks should give you hope that you’ll survive the 10.4 earthquake.
4. Bionic Woman: What’s more empowering than watching a tough-as-nails lady with special powers saving the earth while giant fireballs are hitting your yard?
3. Las Vegas: Anything to teach us to increase our odds of remaining alive during the 90 days of frost.
2. Heroes: Save the cheerleader, save your ass from the 160 degree heat outside.
1. Family Guy: Because when all else fails, nothing beats fart jokes and evil babies.
